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Joke of the Day

"I told a rape joke the other day and a dude got mad. He said ""I hope you have a daughter and she gets raped so you can see how it feels."" Well I mean she'd have to survive the abortion first."

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"That ""dammit"" moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like ""Now what do I do...?"""
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