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Joke of the Day
"Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life."
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"[The Justice League on patrol] Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy... Batman:*chuckles* Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I'm going home"
"Woman at drive-thru just called me ""honey."" Headed home to tell my wife to take a god damn hike."
"A man walks into a bar.. Ouch."
"Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter."
"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S."
"What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour? Everything's gonna be all white."
"Dessert police! Open up! *breaks down door* Freeze! Cake it easy man, I'm Pudding you in Custardy! ""Ugh, well isn't this just Flantastic."""
"I'm going to bed tonight at a reasonable hour so I can be extremely obnoxious at an unreasonable hour tomorrow."
"What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior? Glamurai"