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Joke of the Day

"A clown tries to get insurance for his company, but the agent says Agent: Sorry, we don't do any funny business here."

"Make sure to make eye contact with the hottest person in the room as you stuff a burrito into your mouth"

"Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy."

"What Should Make A Book Teacher: ""What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"" Jorkens: ""A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"""

"I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change...."

"Hey Pringles, It's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed. Thank you!"

"What do you do with dead atoms? Barium"

"They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one."

"Man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap... The psychiatrist looks at the man and says ""I can clearly see you're nuts..."""

"How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the ""f"" out of the word ""way"". (get it yet...?)"