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Joke of the Day

"Good Girls Vs Bad Girls Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."

"What did T say to reassure V? ""Don't worry. I'm right behind U."""

"Why are they called overalls when you can still see arms and the head? That shit ain't over all. Those are oversomes and whatnot."

"I'd love to get in touch with Emilio Esteves. Does anyone have his emailio addressteves?"

"What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine? One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all."

"Why was the young golfer so angry? Because he was having a rough day."

"If I was a stripper my name would be medusa Because I'll make you rock hard ;)"

"Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games? Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out."

"A man wearing transparent underwear walked into a psychiatrist's office The psychiatrist said, ""I can see you're nuts"""

"I refuse to participate in scavenger hunts because it's still murder to shoot people even if they were digging in dumpsters."