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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field."
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"Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most? Red"
"Post that you're pregnant on facebook: 88 likes and 31 comments. Tweet that you're pregnant on twitter: 2 stars and 491 unfollows"
"There's a strong correlation between the amount of pre-made holes in a guy's jeans & his level of douchiness."
"How do hurricanes see? -With one eye"
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle"
"Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it."
"Procrastination Eh, that's not an important joke; I'll tell that one later."
"Recycling Jesus died for our bins."
"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"