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Joke of the Day

"Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most? Red"

"Masturbation Causes Blindness So one day, my Dad sits me down and tells me ""Son, masturbation is bad and will cause you to go blind. "" I had to tell him I was on the other side of the room."

"Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house? His life was at stake. Badum psh."

"Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos? Because the subject is still to immature."

"Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? He hasn't either"

"What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions."

"Did you hear the one about the church that burned down? Holy Smokes!"

"A venn diagram is a lot like two fat people sitting next to each other... There's never enough space in the middle."

"I'm a Responsible Gun Owner. I did the right thing and got my gun neutered. Now it just fires blanks."

"I used to think an ocean of soda existed. Turns out it was just Fanta sea."