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Joke of the Day
"Recycling Jesus died for our bins."
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"What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs? An army."
"Did you hear about the fly stuck on the toilet bowl? He got pissed off."
"You know what they say about assuming things... No I have no idea!! Did you assume I did?!"
"Basically if your movie trailer features a close-up of a glass of rippling water I'm assuming that your movie will have dinosaurs."
"[CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. ""I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!"" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!"
"What do you call a conversation at a proctologist meeting? Butt-Talks"
"Why do male prostitutes make more money than females? Because they always drive a *Hard* bargain. :D"
"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!"