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Joke of the Day

"How do hurricanes see? -With one eye"

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night and wondering if there really is a dog."

"I think my virginity has grown back."

"My wife says I snore really bad, so I stayed awake all night to see if she if she was right. Turns out she's a liar, I didn't snore once."

"What do you call unleavened cheese? Matzahrella"

"How does Bruce Wayne's mom call Bruce in for dinner... She can't she's dead"

"How to be a grown up at work? Always smile and replace ""fuck you"" with ""OK great"""

"Serious question: Are doctors SURE erectile dysfunction isn't just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?"

"Why don't Germans play games with new players? Because they don't want to wreck Danubes."

"What is the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl? One can shoot but can't hit and the other one can hoot but can't shit."