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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."

"Did you hear the one about the genius Redditor? No?, and you won't either."

"[texting my girlfriend] wyd? ""Just finished my homework"" Cool, Send a pic (; ? *gf sends a nude* Ewww wtf!! i meant of your homework!"

"Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"

"Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman."

"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."

"What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus? Nailed it"

"For the first time in forever, I used the term ""oopsie-daisy"". Couldnt be avoided. I mean what else do you say when you drop someone's baby?"

"A Greek, a Spaniard and a Portuguese all walk into a bar. Who pays? Germany."

"The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother."