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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."

"You know your life sucks... when your job sucks, your car sucks, your house sucks, but your wife doesn't. - Sorry if it's a repost."

"how do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?"

"Why did Hitler pass out? he saw the gas bill"

"You can say what you like about Paedophiles... ..at least they drive slowly in a school area."

"At Fantastic Beasts & some nerds are in Hogwarts robes so I don't know why they're giving me the stink eye for my Wonder Woman outfit"

"I auditioned for a role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens Unfortunately, I was a white male."

"if Lindsay Lohan can call herself an artist, I can call myself a german shepherd"

"Pokemon GO servers Yeah, that's it."

"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live... I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years."