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Joke of the Day

"For the first time in forever, I used the term ""oopsie-daisy"". Couldnt be avoided. I mean what else do you say when you drop someone's baby?"

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"A lawyer goes to heaven..."
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"What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother? HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!"
"So i asked my girlfriend if she faked it yesterday.. She said ""No, i was really asleep"""
"Breastfeeding in public. This hating of people that breastfeed in public should really stop. I can raise my cat any way I want to."
"Killing two birds with one stone this weekend Taking my mother to Hooters sounds rock solid."
"What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!"