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Joke of the Day
"A Greek, a Spaniard and a Portuguese all walk into a bar. Who pays? Germany."
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"What do you call the day after a sad Friday? A sadder day."
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"My girl told me she's depressed. Because of her weight, she suffers discrimination. I told her ""Just ignore them. You're bigger than that."""
"I like my women like I like my cellphone plan... Free on nights and weekends."
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"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it"
"The groundhog in our town died on Sunday. I can't imagine how long our winter will be now."
"How much does wood cost? About tree fiddy."
"I haven't washed my dogs in months I guess I like my bitches dirty"