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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"
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"Not a very good poem. I dig. He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig. Everyone digs. I know it's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."
"""I'm a huge fan."" - Peacocks"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"
"What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee? Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes."
"Okay, calm down. It's a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!"
"Me singing: Then I saw her face!! Now I'm a Beliber! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! Roommate: You DO know that's a guy...right?"
"If someone stole Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass, how would he search for clues? Using watSonar"
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers."
"What's the best way to make friends? Go up to a girl and say that you love her."