22359
Joke of the Day
"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."
Next Joke
"Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember ""breast, thighs, moist & hot"""
"If I owned a bar I would pour myself shots all the time, look in the mirror, wink and say ""It's on the house."""
"[Pickup Line] Do you hold up the KDE desktop environment? Because you're a QT!"
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."
"What do you get if a convict goes camping? Criminal Intent."
"Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say ""black paint."" Instead you have to say ""Jamaal please paint my fence."""
"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"
"Why are dwarfs so good at math? Because it's the little things that count."
"why are all jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off."