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Joke of the Day

"[Black Joke] what's the difference between a Black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"

"[heaven's IT department] Ok, I see why your computer's crashing. Have you been closing doors again? God: Yes, why? Too many open windows"

"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."

"What starts with Y and ends with a D? You're gonna get raped!"

"What's the hottest thing in China right now? A Tibetan monk on fire."

"I told my vodka about you."

"What do you call a gay drive by? A Fruit roll up"

"Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!"

"The worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."

"Wanna hear a joke? The Black Lives Matter movement."