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Joke of the Day
"What starts with Y and ends with a D? You're gonna get raped!"
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"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free"
"TIL if you buy the new MacBook Pro There is no escape."
"All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.The problem is that, after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't."
"OC that I came up with whilst daydreaming: Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom? ... because Mao is more of a chair man!"
"Sorry I hung up on you, I didn't mean to answer the call."
"My grandma talks a lot of shit for someone who still uses a flip phone."
"That awesome feeling when you walk in the beat of the song you're listening to."
"What happened to the broken down frog? It got **toad** away!"
"How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century? Two Chainz."