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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? The Black Lives Matter movement."
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"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a-salted."
"How to propose marriage: 1. Drive to bridge 2. Jump off"
"Every time I post,, I get a rush like I'm releasing a little animal into the wild... A hideous, deformed animal that no one will ever love..."
"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand."
"Me: Threesome? Wife: When pigs fly! Do I wish for flying pigs? Pro: Threesome Con: High bacon prices *has idea *starts building catapult"
"I stole my friend's kidneys one night he'd be pissed, but he can't"
"What was Hitler's last two words? Oy Vey!"
"Butler I've got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing serves him right."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."