115249

Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."

"Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ? Because they got a bad wrap."

"Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive."

"[phone rings in 1984] ""Eric get the phone"" Hello? ""Tell em I'm not home."" She's not home. ""Ask who it is."" My mom wants to know who this is."

"People who say age is just a number fundamentally don't get numbers and that's why I always borrow money from them."

"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummi bear."

"I'm getting a prescription for medical fellatio."

"John Cena wakes up in the hospital Cena : Where am I? Nurse : I.C.U Cena : No you can't"

"Don't be easy to get because you'll be easy to forget."

"Ok so we get a deaf cat hear me out."