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Joke of the Day

"What's the hottest thing in China right now? A Tibetan monk on fire."

"Parachute for sale: Used once. Never opened."

"What is a whale's favorite song? Shout."

"TIL: The Flintstones is actually quite controversial in Saudi Arabia, because Dubai really doesn't like it... But Abu Dhabi do!"

"as punishment, the townspeople force me to wear a prominent, scarlet letter ""A"", which stands for ""a big piece of shit who loves crime"""

"What is Madonna's least favourite band? Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly"

"Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian? He has a sign on the door that says ""Either way, you get your dog back."""

"Have a Coke and a smile! I opened up a can of Coke, and on the side it said: ""Share a Coke with your Soulmate."" So, I put the can in my right hand."

"Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue"

"what's brown and sticky? A stick."