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"A man walks into a bar... ...and has a concussion."
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"""Sweating bullets"" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot."
"My blood type is coffee."
"When someone farts... Guy 1: What'd that asshole say? Guy 2: Just talking shit."
"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is ""Charles"". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded."
"Where are you most likely to drown? *Deepends*"
"Imagine having cocks for hands and then being in business type situations where you have to shake hands. How embarrassing."
"2 Beers = 1 Tweet 5 Beers = 3 Tweets 9 Beers = 7 Tweets 12 Beers = 12 Tweets 24 Teers = 30 Beets"
"when she gives me her autograph I love it when she signs the restraining order without dotting the i with a heart, playing hard to get I see!"
"IPHONES... When I wants to talks to someones."