31343

Joke of the Day

"A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is ""Charles"". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded."

"What do you call a horny square? Erectangle"

"How do teenage boys keep warm? Jackit"

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"

"TIL there is a meteorologist known as Richard Assmann Punchline: Dickbutt"

"My old dog What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing. He wont come when you call."

"Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant? Abortion clinic."

"A boy goes into a stripclub... When he comes home, his mom asks him: ""Son, did you see anything you aren't supposed to see there?"" The son replies, ""Ya, I saw dad."""

"Sometimes I like to run through the street making Super Mario sound effects."

"Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words ""gruesome discovery"" coming from your TV on the morning news."