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Joke of the Day
"When someone farts... Guy 1: What'd that asshole say? Guy 2: Just talking shit."
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"Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same? Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss"
"What do you call someone who has to pay for sex? Buy-sexual (I know it is cheesy, but I thought of it all on my own.)"
"Scary: A wolf chasing you Scarier: A werewolf chasing you Scariest: A werewolf with a clipboard chasing you"
"My girlfriend called me an asshole today... I told her you are what you eat"
"""Why was the slab of marble upset?"" ""He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."""
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A meanderthal."
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking...JK, Rolling!"
"Started a pillow fight with my boyfriend, but I forgot that's where I hide my Oreos."
"This show 2 broke girls"