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Joke of the Day
"My blood type is coffee."
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"funny joke I thought my son would be happy that I bought him a trampoline. But ohhhh noooo, all he wants to do is sit around and cry in his wheelchair."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !"
"ISIS is now engaged in amphibious warfare... They started killing frogs"
"If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front."
"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."
"Murder is like art, as long as you can bullshit your way into justifying it, someone out there will be like ""oh yeah, I totally get it."""
"America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch"
"What's the first part of a stripper to blow? The knee. It's a load-bearing joint."
"What is common between 5 and 7? Brendan Sullivan"