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Joke of the Day

"(Thought of this tonight) I saw my cat go under the porch. I thought it might give birth. Then it became a parent."

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? C'mon, it's not hard..."

"I just learned you need five sheep to make a sweater. I didn't know they knew how to knit."

"On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions."

"Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you can even see it."

"The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute."

"What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear? A Freudian slip"

"""Chill out."" - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in."

"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."

"Whenever I see a group of girls talking I just barge in and say ""he is such an a$$hole"" and just like that, I'm part of the group."