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Joke of the Day

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? C'mon, it's not hard..."

"What do you do if can't change a lightbulb? Ya know what? Just screw it."

"""I need to do extensive reading on this complex subject before I give an educated opinion."" -- Web comment that has never been made"

"[1st Date] (Okay, don't let her know you're addicted to eating fruit) Me: This is good [2nd Date] [3rd Date] [4th Date] [5th Date] Her: Stop"

"I can never tell if my cat left a dead bird at my door, or if it's the dead bird I ordered from Amazon."

"What did the butcher say the the angry customer? I'm sorry that we couldn't meat your needs. I came up with that myself about a year ago."

"I'm in a band called Missing Cat. You've probably seen our posters."

"Police just knocked on my door and said my dog is chasing a kid on his bike. What a liar, my dog doesn't even have a bike."

"The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin"

"AROMATHERAPY CONNUDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing?"