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Joke of the Day

"What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear? A Freudian slip"

"What's Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"

"My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night. They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds."

"You didn't even notice that I had 1/8 of an inch cut off of my hair! - women"

"Why did the band 999 megabytes break up? Because they couldn't get a gig."

"Who's Microsoft's favorite musician? Adele"

"What is The Rock going to name his Daughter? Pebbles!"

"What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos."

"Tall Grande at Venti. It's the midget psychic at large in the perspective of Starbucks. Can I get internet points now?"

"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute."