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Joke of the Day

"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."

"Our topic today: Should we legalize monster trucks? We'll speak to monster truck expert Kevin, age 8. He believes they are ""cool and big."""

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R! Aaaarrrgghhhh! You'd think it'd be R but it's the C, matey!"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a book? The book has papers"

"What does a Mexican cut a pizza with? Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)"

"Mickey: ok but that'll be $20 extra Goofy: Done. *Mickey puts on bow and heels*"

"Snatch, twat, fanny, cunt, pussy, box, split-arse, and of course vagina. Just a few of the names I have given to my cats."

"In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed"

"Got to admire these NFL players who are so committed to their jobs of beating the shit out of people that they do it even in their off time."

"Whats the best part of fuckin a pregnant woman? you get a handjob at the same time"