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Joke of the Day

"""Chill out."" - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in."

"I used to be in a band called ""Frequent Urination"". You might have heard of us. We had several number ones."

"where does a Finnish child molester go when his ship sinks? Helsinki"

"What would ISIS be if George Bush was still president? WASWAS"

"What does the devil say to hell rejects? Why don't you fork off"

"Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing? He didn't want to get hippothermia."

"If someone doesn't text u back it's certainly bc whatever u texted them was so stupid that it destroyed whatever relationship u may have had"

"Once there was a spic who went to the tacular... It was awesome!"

"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."

"What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room? One full set of teeth."