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Joke of the Day

"On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions."

"Whole Foods on Sunday is just a refugee camp for people with too much money."

"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."

"What's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)"

"I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band I have a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too."

"'Here's a good book' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.' 'No thank you' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .'"

"Prostitutes What do you call three prostitutes? Hoe Hoe Hoe"

"How do you turn a cock into a clock? Put two hands and a face on it."

"What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch"

"How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? She was reading her lips."