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Joke of the Day
"I just learned you need five sheep to make a sweater. I didn't know they knew how to knit."
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"Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together."
"Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you're ruining the franchise."
"A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt. I guess it's a running joke."
"I stepped on some corn flakes the other day.. .. And now I'm a convicted cereal killer."
"My boss asked if I had any special skills so I put my hand under my armpit to make fart sounds. We laughed and now I'm clearing out my desk"
"Maybe if women would quit playing games they'd worry less about competition"
"This guy came up to me and told me that he fucked my mom My step dad is weird as fuck"
"Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?) A Porcupine!"