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Joke of the Day
"i woke up my girlfriend with oral sex... ....she almost choked and is now mad :("
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"I'd submit a joke about the World trade center building But 9/11 Americans wont get it."
"I started running back and forth repeatedly... ...and now my head hertz."
"What do you call a fat Irish family? The o'Beses."
"Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have"
"If a Norwegian robot... If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian."
"I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance. Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening."
"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"
"What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas? A Wii fit"
"A dyslexic arab walks into a bar ouch, says the other arab"