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Joke of the Day

"The coolest Superhero would be The Inaudible Woman."

"Meek Mill's response"

"Little girl: ""Grandma, make a noise like a frog."" Grandma: ""Why?"" Little girl: ""Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."""

"I'm going to write ""I miss you"" on a rock. Then throw it at your face. I just want you to know how much it hurts.."

"When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance."

"Have you ever stopped and thought about why the republican party of America has a donkey as a symbol? After yesterday we all know why now."

"I invented a new sexual position called ""The Republican"" where I screw poor people."

"If sex were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head."

"Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now? ""Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"""

"Miranda rights a lady police officer was reading the miranda rights to the guy being arrested "" what ever you say can be and will be held against you"" the guy says ""tits"""