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Joke of the Day

"Tonight I made some synonym rolls Just like Grammar used to make"

"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor."

"Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures? In a photo albumen..."

"What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together."

"It'd be pretty rad if the Pope's Twitter account was just Billy Joel's second Twitter account where he only tweets while on Ambien."

"No one has 99 problems. That's so many problems."

"The president of EA walks into a bar For $2 you can download the punchline"

"Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit? He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it."

"Hey Facebook, I really don't care that a friend of mine commented on someone else's status or photo."