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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."

"Did you hear about the double reed players having sex? They made one hell of a [rackett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rackett)."

"Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? A: Kitty Perry"

"Where do police put their drinks? Copholders"

"What's the difference between Swine flu and Avian flu? It's what the doctor does to heal you. For one you need 'oinkment', and for the other you need 'tweatment'. **rimshot**"

"Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went."

"When I make you breakfast in bed, the least you can say is thank you. I mean what's with all this ""how did you get in my house"" nonsense?"

"The Texas Rangers made it to the World Series? I didn't even know Chuck Norris had a baseball team."

"What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !"

"Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs"