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Joke of the Day

"Last night I got drunk and lonely, so I tried the peanut butter with my dog trick... ...still tasted like dog cock."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio."

"What did the police officer want from the criminal store? Just ice."

"Why do fire departments have dalmatians? To help the firemen find the hydrants"

"My internet is so slow... Loading..."

"I've started picking up dudes by walking into Starbucks and ""accidentally"" dropping my recipe for bacon tacos."

"A jewish boy asks his father for 40 dollars. The father responds ""30 dollars?! What do you need 20 dollars for?"""

"What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes."

"What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers."