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Joke of the Day

"Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio."

"Tried having an argument with a Mobius Strip... ...It was pretty one-sided"

"Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures? Bad cam'ra"

"You think God hates crosses? If my kid died on a roller coaster, then everyone started wearing roller coaster necklaces, I'd be pissed."

"Bert asks Ernie, ""Ernie do you want to get ice cream?"" Ernie responds ""Sure Bert"""

"What do you call two lesbian Indians (native americans) in a canoe? Fur Traders"

"Why are white people bad at chess? They think all the white pieces are kings."

"A man saw a jar at a store's check-out counter that read ""Donate $1 for children"". ""That's a good deal!"" he thought."

"My wife is a magician She turned our car into a tree."

"Been playing hide n' seek with my niece and nephew for the last three hours. I guess I should get off twitter and go and look for them now."