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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women Not too hot. That way I can stick my dick in em."
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"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
"My sister is a mathematician... She celebrates 4/20 on January fifth because it's just simpler that way."
"Soviet KGB Joke Group of people sit around telling political anecotes, one person says: ok guys please slow down ... why? ... my hand is tired from writing down names ..."
"I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance."
"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"
"What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song? I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas"
"Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy? Because they had good high jeans"
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a sinking boat, who survives ? America"
"My dad told me this one. Now, I'm not cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one."