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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women Not too hot. That way I can stick my dick in em."
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"RIP is the LOL of dying..."
"Talk to your doctor about Chillaxin (Side-effects include incontinence, hallucinations, drooling, naps, shy dooky & death)"
"Where can you find a turtle that has no legs? Exactly where you left it."
"Did you hear the joke about Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth? I guess I'll tell you all about it when I see you again."
"The President gets an Escort..."
"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
"Why do Avon Ladies walk funny? Their lipstick."
"My mother picked up an Oreo but dropped it... My father looks and her and says, ""too bad you have butter fingers when you want an Oreo."""
"Sometimes the last thing people hear before they're murdered is the sound of their pen that they won't stop clicking."