202090

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth? I guess I'll tell you all about it when I see you again."

"[Request] Girls names and bike parts puns I can only think of IsaBELL anyone have any good ones? (Sorry if requests aren't allowed in this subreddit just delete if necessary!)"

"If everyone would stop screaming, I'm sure we'd all agree I'm not supposed to be in this women's restroom."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes."

"""This is not a drill!"" ~Guy holding a hammer."

"I went to the local library And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016"

"I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate."

"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was... ...she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."

"What is the fastest animal in the world? The Ethiopian chicken."

"What do you call a deer with no eye? GoodMorning! NO IDEAR!"