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Joke of the Day

"Why do Avon Ladies walk funny? Their lipstick."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"What happened when the communists took over the airport? The planes kept Stalin."

"""Sir, do you have any dietary restrictions?"" *unbuttons pants* ""Not anymore!"""

"What does a cat say when he likes something? It's purrrfect."

"Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!"

"I tried to become a proctologist but it was a real pain in the ass."

"why should you be afraid if you see a bull chasing after you? Well. I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't want something that horny chasing me!"

"I just want to give a shoutout to the ancients for inventing the calendar. It has made my day."

"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay?"