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"The President gets an Escort..."
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"What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant? A plaid tie."
"Sausage Joke During the depression, why did they only put breadcrumbs on one side of a sausage? ....cos during the depression it was hard to make both ends meat"
"What is the fastest mineral in the world? The malacheetah."
"My sister is a theater teacher and asked her class, ""What would the world be like without theater?"" One of her students replied, ""Well, Abraham Lincoln would've lived a bit longer."""
"One day Joaquin Phoenix will be bitten by a zombie... ...and he will be called the Joaquin Dead"
"What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? A lurkey turkey."
"I don't mind meeting her parents. It's her husband I have always been avoiding."
"What do you call a gay in the middle of the ocean? Flambuoyant :)"
"Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking? Parkinson's"