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Joke of the Day

"Fellas, If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex. P.S. Bring a spider."

"If you ever feel scared that someones watching you... Don't worry, i'm right under your bed if you need someone to talk to."

"Teach a fish to catch a MAN, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt."

"Why did the guitar teacher go to jail? He fingered a minor"

"What's Irish and stays out all year? Patty O'furniture."

"Know your customer. Think like an idiot."

"I experienced a rape when I was 5... The babysitter never saw it coming."

"What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons"

"What do you call an Asian in a tank? A chink in the armor."

"Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again?"