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Joke of the Day
"What famous band sleeps the least? Slipknot"
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"Two Grandma's Are Walking Down The Street... One says to the other 'My chest is tight, and I feel heavy'. The other one replies 'That's because you're standing on your left titty.'."
"Those who throw dirt... ...are sure to lose ground."
"Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window."
"My girlfriend has a pet and I had a pet chicken. Her donkey ate my chicken. Now, I have my cock inside her ass this whole time."
"Justin Bieber made a racist joke when he was 15. Quick, someone give him $2 billion for his basketball team to teach him a lesson."
"Donkey and a rooster So let's say I have a rooster and you have a donkey. If your donkey eats the feet off of my rooster what will you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."
"People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him."
"What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen? He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher."
"What do cannibals like to drink in the morning? A cup of Joe."