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Joke of the Day

"What famous band sleeps the least? Slipknot"

"Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush. -Emojenesis 8:15"

"My grandpa said ""your life revolves too much around technology. Then I said, ""no, yours does."" Then I unplugged his life support. EDIT: Came back from school to this! R.I.P Inbox!"

"I used to have a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience."

"I once tripped and fell into a deep crevasse. Sorry, that's the hole joke."

"Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate Proof that black knives matter?"

"Maybe it's the PCP, but have you guys noticed that flaming dude that floats around your head in a bubble shaved his mustache?"

"How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Why do we need change? (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)"

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain."

"How do sceptics introduce themselves? ""I don't believe we've met..."""