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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Asian in a tank? A chink in the armor."

"I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukkake party. You should have seen her face."

"Why did your mom tip the delivery boy? She wanted a pizza dat ass."

"What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, I gotta give these two a lift."""

"Ever since I swallowed a watch I've been keeping myself busy taking laxitives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice. Anything to pass the time."

"I called my boss and told him ""the roads are blocked so I'll be redditing from home today"""

"I'm not sure if my foots been asleep for the last 3 days or if I have diabetes."

"The problem with being an alcoholic time traveller is not being able to remember a single thing about tomorrow."

"Two rabbits are getting it down one afternoon the one rabbit says to the other ""This is fun, wasn't it?'"

"Unlimited data is better than unlimited drama, and that's why I love my phone."