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Joke of the Day
"Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again?"
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"Can you take a bath if you have diarrhea? Yes, if you have enough."
"How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem? She worked it out with a pencil."
"Idea: suicide note Mad Libs (""Sad Libs"")"
"I lost my mood ring. I'm unsure how I feel about it."
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"What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner? He went back 4 seconds."
"My therapist said that I needed to find healthier ways of expressing my anger. So I decided to jog home after setting fire to my ex's car."
"How do police informants begin their jokes? Nark Nark"
"Just saw a spider scurry across the floor. It's too bad; I really liked living here."