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Joke of the Day
"Know your customer. Think like an idiot."
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"Thursday is ""date night"", when I force my family to eat all the expired food in our fridge."
"Customer: Waiter there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."
"Did you hear that funny Amy Schumer joke? Me either."
"Shirley Temple, a wonderful example that making sex tapes, twerking, and going to re-hab are NOT necessary to make it in Hollywood. Classy is ALWAYS in style. RIP Little Princess."
"For those of you who try to build a pool by digging a pit in the ground, what liquid should you add instead of chlorine? Holey water."
"A guy was so bored he broke a watch with his bare hands. Then he said ""i've got too much time on my hands"""
"Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV."
"A man in Arizona buys a [Tempescope Cube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddMyIsxZ-g). He returned it a week later because all it did was blow sand and tumbleweeds around."
"A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies."