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Joke of the Day
"I experienced a rape when I was 5... The babysitter never saw it coming."
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"Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?"
"What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !"
"What do you call a phallic shaped potato? A dictator."
"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"
"I dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"
"Left in the Dark Recently the power in my flat went out for no apparent reason. I told the landlord the problem but they didn't get back to me. They left me in the dark for about a week."
"What are peas attracted to? Chickpeas"
"From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone."
"Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds? They're robots in da skies."