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Joke of the Day
"What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons"
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"Where is the best place to buy chicken broth? at the stock market"
"When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, ""Just use a fucking spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."""
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Matt"
"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."
"""My birthday's coming"" Do you know what I need?"" ""Yeah but how do you wrap a life?"""
"What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand? A Selfie!"
"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""
"Because of the efforts of my great grandfather, we don't speak German in this country. That's because he single-handedly killed 11 language teachers."
"What does Miller Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."