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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and stays out all year? Patty O'furniture."
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"Cashier: ""Sir, the toilet paper you're buying goes on sale tomorrow."" ""COOL, I'LL CHECK WITH MY FAMILY TO SEE IF THEY CAN HOLD IT IN."""
"What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate."
"It's cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart"
"If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate, I'll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder."
"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"
"How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German? Kinder Surprise"
"I broke up with her... Her name was ""anti gravity"" and she would never ""go down"" on me."
"Do you know the best way to cook lamb? Well done ewe."
"When I was a kid I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of soda... ....but when I grew up I realised it was just a Fantasea"