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Joke of the Day
"Remember to check on your elderly neighbors to see if they have anything worth stealing."
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"When anyone says they've embarrassed themselves enough for one day, I smile, nod and think 'that kind of limit sounds nice'"
"Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? Because it was too cold out tide."
"I went out for dinner tonight... ...and they tried to charge me for salt and pepper! I thought it was condimentary."
"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"
"Marriage is like Comcast. Frustrating as hell and once a month you get screwed."
"If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Sure, what's your phone number?"
"He sat down and ordered a drink... The bartender said ""I'm sorry. We don't serve faster than light particles here."" A Nutrino walked into a bar."
"Aww, you ""only wish the best for your exes?"" That's cool, I lie about things too."
"What do you call a bee from America? A USB."