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Joke of the Day

"Marriage is like Comcast. Frustrating as hell and once a month you get screwed."

"Seems like everybody is wishing to find that special someone in their life, and I'm just over here wishing I could eat without getting fat"

"Punchline Challenge: ""And by the way, you've got a lovely home!"" What's the setup ?"

"No one shows their true character more than when they are retrieving their bags from baggage claim"

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that... It's a tie."

"A pen and a pencil race. Who won? The Pencil. He lead from start to finish."

"I was gonna make a joke about the internet... But Why Would We need it"

"i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard"

"Sick and tired of birds going to any concert they want for free. Maybe get a job and buy a ticket like the rest of us."

"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty."