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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bee from America? A USB."
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"There are two goldfish in a tank One fish turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive""."
"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black!"
"A Jew Gesundheit"
"I just want to be fit enough to reach into my glove compartment, without crying."
"I think my first girlfriend broke up with me because anytime she called me crying I'd say, ""What's the matter? You sound really fat."""
"What type of fruit is not allowed to get married? Cantaloupe..."
"I took a ""Which Friends character are you?"" quiz and I got The Central Perk couch."
"Life is like a box of chocolates .... ... It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"What do you call a recovering alcoholic? A ginspiration."